The Strange Midnight Secret of 7,438 Exhausted Men & Women
(And How Waking Up Refreshed Became As Easy As Changing Your Pillowcase)

Let me tell you about Sarah - a 34-year-old nurse from Dayton, Ohio.

She came home after 12-hour shifts feeling like she'd been "hit by a Mack truck." Her Fitbit showed 7 hours sleep... but her body felt like she'd pulled all-nighters. Coffee became IV drips. Weekends became hibernation marathons. Her husband joked she "slept like a corpse" (except corpses don't snore).

Then something happened last March that changed everything.

Now she wakes up before her alarm... jumps out of bed like a 90s infomercial actor... and her husband says her snoring stopped "like someone flipped a switch."

What changed? We'll get to that. But first...

The Dirty Little Secret Sleep Companies Don't Want You to Know

You’ve tried everything:

• ✖️ Memory foam mattresses that cost more than your first car
• ✖️ Sleep trackers that guilt you about "poor sleep hygiene"
• ✖️ White noise machines that sound like a UFO landing

But here's the uncomfortable truth: Your pillow is betraying you.

Not the pillow itself... but what's covering it.

See, while you're tossing and turning tonight, your pillowcase is...

• 🔥 Trapping body heat like a sauna suit
• 🦠 Harboring bacteria that irritate your skin
• 👹 Creating friction that frizzes hair and causes "pillow face"

And worst of all - it's stealing your precious REM cycles.

How a NASA Engineer’s Divorce Led to 23,000+ Rested Smiles

Dr. Raymond Blissy wasn’t trying to revolutionize sleep. He just wanted to stop his night sweats.

After his wife left him ("She said I slept like a chainsaw"), the MIT grad turned aerospace engineer became obsessed with thermal regulation. His breakthrough came from an unlikely place - space suit lining.

Three years and 217 failed prototypes later, he created something the New England Journal of Medicine called "The closest thing to sleep witchcraft we’ve seen."

The Blissy Pillowcase

Finally... Sleep That Feels Like Sleep Again

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What Happens After Your First Night on Blissy

• ✅ Wake up 22% faster (UCLA sleep study)
• ✅ Reduce night sweats by up to 68%
• ✅ 300% more breathable than cotton
• ✅ Hair glides instead of frizzing
• ✅ Stays 12°F cooler all night
• ✅ Hypoallergenic & bacteria-resistant

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If you’re not waking up refreshed (or if your partner still complains),
we’ll refund every penny. No quibbles. No forms. No sleep lost.